All I took on my trip were my ideas. So, I guess I’m not a light packer.

“My sheets are so white they look like Google’s homepage. They even have a touch…”

“I prefer kissing over dinner. Not that I prefer kissing to dinner, but I prefer…”

“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s …”

“What has four wooden legs and hangs out in a bar? If you answered a barstool, y…”