All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happened to me: I was born.

“The best part about a superhero’s cape is it doubles as a blanket when your nem…”

“A blanket could be used to put out a fire. Unless that fire is in your heart, a…”

“At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great …”

“If you’re wearing a space suit, I’ll take a unicrescent sandwich; hold the mayo…”