All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.”

“You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and…”

“It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting…”