Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

“Tyrant!”

“He'sh mad?""Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.""Ah, then he can’t be mad.…”

“Rincewind tried shutting his eyes, but there were no eyelids to his imagination…”

“I would like to apologize to the relatives of the fan who gave me 29 books to s…”