Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence?

“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know?…”

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”

“Meet the Robinsoons—but meet them later.”

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repea…”