Am I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrument? Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’…” “A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that…” “Call me Red Thunder. My partner, Silent Lightning, is invisible, but noisy.” “Be that as it may, it may be maybe, or it may be May, Bee.”