Amputate your leg, and attach it to the underside of your wobbly, three-legged chair. Fixing your chair is easy. Ask me how to repair your broken erection.


“Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.”

“I saw a baby make a boom-boom in his diaper, and I thought, I’d never have susp…”

“Life insurance is a dying industry.”

“I called the cops to see if I had a rap sheet. I do, and it rhymes.”