An ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”

“It’s hard to maintain dignity while wearing a coat made out of peacock feathers…”

“I want to create moonglasses, and then write a song called, "I Wear My Moonglas…”

“People complain the president does nothing. I say stop complaining! Think how d…”