An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in…”

“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why i…”

“I want to study a broad. Possibly French.”

“I took some naked pictures the other day. I don’t feel shamed, but I do feel re…”