And then she walked out of my life forever. Too bad she was hitchhiking. I should have picked her up.

“A sample may taste better than the whole, because it’s meant for a taste test, …”

“The reason I make things so complicated is simple: Because I like being the unc…”

“I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, win…”

“If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part …”