Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in…”

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I …”

“A brick could be used to measure water levels through what scientists call hydr…”

“I’m not Hispanic, I’m His panic. Who is He? He is the startled.”