Are you a pirate? Auteur: Meg Cabot Copy Quote More from Meg Cabot “That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Onl…” “Chaz looks me dead in the eye and says, 'Why yes, Lizzie. I’m manically depress…” “Look, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I said no because the whole …” “Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood.”