Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”

“If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quart…”

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. …”

“A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quic…”