Are you happy to be standing here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over six inches.

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“The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful though…”

“If I were a mad scientist, I’d use a brick in an angry way. And if I were a mad…”

“Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t d…”