Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.

“-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you a…”

“My name is Al, but it’s not Al Falfa. You can’t eat me, damnit. At least not le…”

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”

“The picture is bad because the photographer was poor. I took the picture myself…”