Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire? Auteur: Kevin Hearne Copy Quote More from Kevin Hearne “I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And …” “Oberon’s been kidnapped along with one of the werewolves, and that’s why we’re …” “The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not."~…” “When there's blood involved, you always use every advantage you have to make su…”