Arizona is the A to Z of abbreviations.

“Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t hav…”

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross th…”

“A blanket could be used to mimic the mating call of my crumpled-up clone. Isn’t…”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”