Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I look more for the nudes.

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it co…”

“I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great…”

“My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m dr…”

“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.”