Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.

“Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single…”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the…”

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“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We …”