Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage…”

“I’ll tell you about love on one condition: that you give it to me unconditional…”

“A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent…”

“The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ral…”