As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.

“Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters…”

“While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. An…”

“I’d dig your grave with a spoon, if the earth were made of green Jell-O.”

“I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.”