As long as I was on my way to hell I might as well enjoy the journey.

“Oh, please, please, no!' I begged, jumping to my feet. 'Please tell me you are …”

“It's the thought that counts. I ought to know.”

“I honestly have no idea how to live without you.”

“I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and th…”