As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.

“I’ve learned to not let rejection bother me. How can it bother me, when all the…”

“How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway.”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up inste…”

“I rented a dress, but not an address. That I had to buy, though it made my ass …”