As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.” “Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love t…” “If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a …” “Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinkin…”