As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And as love is mostly made up of sugar water, I’d rather be a hummingbird caged in your heart.

“After we made love, I didn’t want her to leave. At least not before she did the…”

“You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to giv…”

“A blanket could be wrapped around people who’ve recently been electrocuted, bec…”

“I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on t…”