As the Hulk is green, I was bright red. I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was having a Niacin reaction.

“The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phras…”

“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”

“Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an e…”

“I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on…”