Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”

“My legs are so skinny they’re like arms on a clock. And the stars are like 1-12…”

“I found love when I stopped looking for it. And I sold it precisely when everyo…”

“Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back b…”