At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.

“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”

“My eyes are so close together that when I cross my eyes, my irises actually tra…”

“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“I want to live long enough to accomplish my life. Being me for a whole lifetime…”