At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.


“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

“I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.”

“A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick c…”

“Growing up, my bedroom was like a garage, only much smaller and with more lawnm…”