At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.

“Blanket could be used to form a new word—tenkalb—which in turn could be used, o…”

“How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself a…”

“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is…”

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”