At the gun range I can’t hit the paper bull’s eye, no matter how carefully I aim at my wife.

“Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my ha…”

“I was born a master of the universe in Manhattan. Not Manhattan, New York City,…”

“Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tel…”

“I was so focused on my mistake that I made another mistake during the correctio…”