At the Peabody Hotel, you’ll find two things: a pea and a body. Was it murder by starvation? Come spend the night and decide for yourself.


“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then…”

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided …”