At the time of the murder, I had an airtight alibi: I spent the night in a Ziploc bag.

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”

“I’m the sort of businessman who goes in to buy a lime, and comes out with a lem…”

“I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening…”

“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colo…”