Attorney ethics is a contradiction in terms, and its nonexistence is well documented.

“I have slightly less than 60 miles to go, and I’m going slightly faster than 60…”

“I’m writing a book, one letter at a time. After thirteen days, I just finished …”

“A brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your plac…”

“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”