Author, author, did you write these legs?( The Milligan- Puckoon

“A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush”

“Waiting for the operation, there was a gentle tap on the door. In came a strapp…”

“With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension a…”

“Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the t…”