Baby toys were left at my door. Either someone’s trying to get my attention, or I have the attention span of an infant.

“I’m not getting fat and lazy. I’ve always been lazy. C’mon, I’m American!”

“I’m not in manufacturing, but I make something. I make a difference. But to be …”

“A writer edits his thoughts more thoroughly the more readers he has. You can te…”

“I’ve got an up-to-the-minute block of 60 seconds. It’s on the kitchen counter t…”