Bah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have dick on her mind.

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on a…”

“Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his …”

“My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than …”

“I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.”