Be like a sparrow aspiring to be an ostrich, and I’ll be like a cowboy with no horse looking for a speedy land runner to ride.

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“To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats”

“I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got p…”