Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t have to prepare to defeat you.

“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“You could say I lost my cool when I got heckled, but I wasn’t cool to begin wit…”

“He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On…”