Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me working out. I have the body of a fisherman.

“I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole…”

“If love fell in love with another word, do you think that word would smell, tas…”

“Do you even listen to what I say? Would you be able to listen better if you wer…”

“The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table w…”