Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d give to any hamburger running for political office.

“Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change th…”

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef,…”

“Rich mahogany wood was used to construct the bookshelves, and the floor is also…”

“Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough brick…”