Beauty isn't made of sugar.

“Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest”

“Meanwhile a certain amount of moaning and groaning was coming from upstairs. So…”

“I feel ill,” he announced. “I’m going to bed, where I may die.” He tottered pit…”

“Howl’s voice was presently heard shouting weakly, “Help me, someone! I’m dying …”