Because no man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese.

“А щом единият ботуш каже сбогом на собственика си в тресавище, другият просто е…”

“Agnes felt that beauty was even more likely to be in the eye of the beholder if…”

“Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, anoth…”

“What sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and writes a maniacal…”