Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. Auteur: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell.” “Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey sh…” “The girl's lover was gone, but his shadow was still there.” “Marla doesn't have testicular cancer. Marla doesn't have tuberculosis. She isn'…”