Before I saw or met you, I thought you were someone else.

“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That sh…”

“If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.”

“Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakf…”

“Why do old people drive slow? They have the least amount of time left on earth,…”