Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.

“Because even among contrarians, I’m a contrarian. But all of this is just words…”

“I’m thinking of changing my name to “Son of Manana.” Of course it isn’t accurat…”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s …”

“There’s nobody worth talking about, so let’s not talk about it. Only let’s do i…”