Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves.

“She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marin…”

“I have the worst kind of history—a non history. I wasn’t born poor, oppressed, …”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”

“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her h…”