Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent to even the tiniest child.

“It may be 9:01 am, and I may have a 9-5 business, but if you are a politician, …”

“I’m underwhelming. Whelming is the woman riding me.”

“I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”