Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.

“The doors magically opened without the assistance of modern electronic devices.…”

“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all n…”

“I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was t…”

“I don’t care if you live by the motto: let the chips fall where they may, but d…”