Believe me, if I start getting sick, you’ll be the first to know since I’m sure it’ll be all over you. (Alix)

“Nah. I got it. Just try not to stake Jean-Luc again if you meet up with him. (A…”

“Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)”

“Why do I constantly feel as if all of you are speaking a foreign language? What…”

“What was it Grandpa used to say? ‘You may pawn your soul to the devil, but the …”